My Aristocrats Joke !

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, two grand kids, and dog.
The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The Father is an 85 year old, wrinkled man, with no teeth and a very hair chest strips his eldest 29 year old daughter who is wheel chair bound with no arms and no legs. The daughter is a red head with freckles and milky white skin, pretty face, but has braces and a nose ring and a case of gonorrhea. The father then starts eating her pussy while sticking his fist up her ass as she moans.

Meanwhile, the Mother, a 50 year old, obese, black nurse with zits on her ass and a case of vaginal wards, rotten teeth, and hair legs gets her youngest son naked. The son is a 26 year old midget with a bad case of face acne and a body covered in tattoos. The mother starts deep throating her son's cock.

While the father is eating the daughter's bush and the mother is now blowing her son, the daughter's husband, a 31 year old blind alcoholic albino, starts fucking his mother-in-law in her zitty ass.

After some anal pumping by the albino son-in-law, he takes his dick out and the fat fuck of a mom shits all over the floor. At this time, he scoops up some of the shit and smears it on his 5 year old Down Syndrome son's face and then starts making out with his son. While making out with his retarded son, he also smears his mother-in-law's feces on his cock and calls the dog over to lick his fecal covered bone.

The Father then stops banging his daughter and grabs his grandson, a 3 moth old female infant, and starts fucking her in the ass. As the baby cries while grandpa then punctures the cherry, the daughter barfs up her chili lunch on the infant. As soon as the infant is completely covered with barf, the Downs Syndrome kid smears poop on his face and then starts making out with his baby brother, thus, mixing puke and shit.

Then the paraplegic red head daughter want to lick her mom's chocolaty ass as corn niblets then start coming out the poop shoot. While she is doing this, her albino husband starts popping his juicy acne zits in his father-in-law's mouth.

At this point, the Father has a heart attack, pukes up a chunk lunch, and dies and the Albino starts having sex with his father-in-law. And as you know, when you die, all your bowels loosen and your muscles relax and you take a huge shit even though you are dead. Well, this happened and they decided to bury the baby in the pile of dead man's doody. They sat in a circle around the baby covered in dung and went into a circle jerk. Using the honor system, the last person to come on the baby covered in doody would have to lick the baby clean. The Down Syndrome son loses and starts licking the crap off of the baby.

Instead of watching, the mother decides to lick up her dead husband's puke while fingering the infant's ass and having the dog lick her clit.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"