Friday, November 12, 2004

Screw The Foreman Grill !

I had a George Foreman grill for a long time and finally, before moving, threw this awful invention in the garbage. Could this invention be any worse?

Commercials crave that "you'll enjoy less time in the kitchen."

However, that is the MOST incorrect statement I've ever heard. You actually spend MORE time in the kitchen because the stupid grill takes forever to clean. I could clean my car inside and out quicker than cleaning a George Foreman grill.

I am so relieved that I chucked my grill in the garbage and have been urging friends to do the same as no one has the time and patience it takes to clean the grilling surface. Big George is making a fortune of robbing Americans with the so-called "easy clean grill." What a joke.
People…if you want an "easy clean grill" go buy a Weber gas grill and a grill brush. You cook. You brush. You close the lid. It's quick and easy.

However, the George Foreman grill is not that easy. You grill and dry the shit out of the piece of meat you are electrocuting with all of the juices going into that banana shaped dish. Then, you have this stupid plastic scraper to scrape off all the filth and muck. That doesn't do the trick. So, you work for about a half hour with a sponge and a paper towel trying to clean the crap out of the grill's grooves. Who has the time for this? After dinner, I want to watch some reality television, not slave over a stupid grilling surface.

This company should really refund ever schmuck in America that has purchased this piece of crap and come up with an invention there the grill part can be removed and stuck in a sink or washing machine. The food would still suck but at least you'd save time cleaning the dumb thing.

For me, it's all about using a REAL grill…more fat, tasted better, no cleaning !

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